From the May 2008 issue of babytalk magazine:
Sure, Mother's Day presents are great, but why stop at just one day? There are plenty of other "special occasions" in your baby's first year when we think you rate a gift or two.
OCCASION: You produce your tenth quart of breast milk.
PRESENT: A suede jacket (hey, if you're gonna be milked like a dairy cow, you might as well get the snazzy coat.)
OCCASION: You go out for a rare hour of "me" time and accidentally spend it napping on a crosstown bus.
PRESENT: A designer bag (to replace the one stolen during your nap.)
OCCASION: While changing a hazmat-grade diaper on a public park bench, you run out of baby wipes-then realize you have no diapers, either.
PRESENT: Therapy
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